Early this morning a cross-dressing talking wolf attempted to eat both Elisabeth "Little Red Riding Hood" and her sick grandmother alive in the grandmother's home. The home is located about a mile and a half away from the village. The wolf's plans were thwarted by a huntsmen that happened to be traveling by. The huntsmen killed the wolf and miraculously both victims emerged unharmed.
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way this morning to bring her sick grandmother some bread, wine, and butter. She met the wolf about half way to the grandmother's house. She reported that he inquired about where she was going and walked with her for a bit. The wolf then distracted Little Red Riding Hood and made his way to the grandmother's house and ate the grandmother before Little Red Riding Hood had arrived.
Upon arrival at the house Little Red Riding Hood said she "found the door open and felt afraid". She went into grandma's bedroom and whom she thought was her grandmother in bed.
The wolf then ate the poor girl too and went to sleep.
As this unfolded a huntsmen was walking by and heard the wolf's snoring and thought something was wrong with the grandmother. As he entered the scene he immediately knew what had happened and instead of shooting the beast he cut him open so as to not harm the victims.
"I've been looking for you all these years and this is how I find you," said the huntsmen when he saw the wolf.
Both victims emerged unharmed unharmed. The huntsmen skinned the wolf and put the pelt on his door.
Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother then enjoyed their meal and grandma cleaned the scene of the crime.
Investigations are still on going and no police were available for comment
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